"Will & Grace" Episode Transcripts

Episode #Episode TitleWritten By
01.011 PilotDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.022 A New Lease on LifeDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.033 Head CaseDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.044 Between a Rock and Harlin's PlaceDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.055 Boo! HumbugJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
01.066 William, TellWilliam Lucas Walker
01.077 Where There's a Will, There's No WayJhoni Marchinko
01.088 The Buying GameDava Savel
01.099 The Big VentTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
01.1010 The Truth About Will and DogsDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.1111 Will on IceMichael Patrick King
01.1212 My Fair Maid-yAdam Barr
01.1313 The Unsinkable Mommy AdlerAlex Herschlag
01.1414 Big Brother Is Coming (Part 1)David Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.1515 Big Brother Is Coming (Part 2)David Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.1616 Yours, Mine or OursEllen Idelson & Rob Lotterstein
01.1717 Secrets and LaysDava Savel
01.1818 Grace, ReplacedKatie Palmer
01.1919 Will Works OutMichael Patrick King & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
01.2020 Saving GraceJhoni Marchinko
01.2121 Alley CatsJhoni Marchinko & Alex Herschlag
01.2222 Object of My RejectionAdam Barr
02.0123 Guess Who's Not Coming To DinnerDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
02.0224 ElectionAdam Barr
02.0325 I Never Promised You an Olive GardenJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
02.0426 Das BoobJhoni Marchinko
02.0527 Whose Mom Is It, Anyway?Alex Herschlag
02.0628 Polk Defeats TrumanJeff Greenstein
02.0729 To Serve and DisinfectKatie Palmer
02.0830 Homo For The HolidaysAlex Herschlag
02.0931 Terms of EmploymentDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
02.1032 Tea and a Total Lack of SympathyJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
02.1133 Seeds of DiscontentJhoni Marchinko
02.1234 He's Come UndoneAdam Barr
02.1335 Oh Dad, Poor Dad, He's Kept Me In The Closet and I'm So SadKatie Palmer
02.1436 Acting OutDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
02.1537 Advise and ResentTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
02.1638 Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend's BackJeff Greenstein
02.1739 The Hospital ShowAdam Barr
02.1840 Sweet (and Sour) CharityGail Lerner
02.1941 An Affair To ForgetAlex Herschlag & Laura Kightlinger
02.2042 Girls, InterruptedJhoni Marchinko & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
02.2143 There But for the Grace of GraceMichelle Bochner Spitz
02.2244 My Best Friend's TushEllen Idelson & Rob Lotterstein
02.2345 Ben? Her?David Kohan & Max Mutchnick; Jeff Greenstein
03.0146 New Will CityDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
03.0247 Fear and ClothingAdam Barr
03.0348 Husbands and Trophy WivesKari Lizer
03.0449 Girl TroubleAlex Herschlag
03.0550 Grace 0, Jack 2000Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
03.0651 Love Plus OneRichard Rosenstock
03.0752 Gypsies, Tramps and WeedKatie Palmer
03.0853 Lows in the Mid-EightiesJeff Greenstein
03.0954 Three's a Crowd, Six Is a Freak ShowJhoni Marchinko
03.1055 Coffee & CommitmentAdam Barr
03.1156 Swimming Pools... Movie StarsKatie Palmer
03.1257 Crazy in LoveTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
03.1358 Brothers, a Love StoryDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
03.1459 My Uncle the CarKari Lizer
03.1560 CheatersAlex Herschlag
03.1661 Mad Dogs and Average MenAdam Barr
03.1762 Poker? I Don't Even Like HerJeanette Collins & Mimi Friedman
03.1863 An Old-Fashioned Piano PartyJhoni Marchinko & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
03.1964 The Young and the TactlessJeff Greenstein
03.2065 Alice Doesn't Lisp Here AnymoreSally Bradford
03.2166 Last of the Really Odd LoversKari Lizer
03.2267 Sons and LoversDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
04.0168 The Third Wheel Gets the GraceDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
04.0269 Past and PresentsTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
04.0370 Crouching Father, Hidden HusbandAdam Barr
04.0471 Prison BluesAlex Herschlag
04.0572 Loose Lips Sink RelationshipsKari Lizer
04.0673 Rules of EngagementJeff Greenstein
04.0774 Bed, Bath and BeyondJhoni Marchinko
04.0875 Star-Spangled BanterCynthia Mort
04.0976 Moveable FeastKari Lizer
04.1077 Stakin' Care of BusinessBill Wrubel
04.1178 Jingle BallsLaura Kightlinger
04.1279 Whoa, NellyAdam Barr
04.1380 Grace in the HoleBill Wrubel
04.1481 Dyeing is Easy, Comedy is HardDarlene Hunt
04.1582 A Chorus LieTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
04.1683 Someone Old, Someplace NewAlex Herschlag & Jhoni Marchinko (Story by Jeff Greenstein)
04.1784 Something Borrowed, Someone's DueAdam Barr & Bill Wrubel (Story by Kari Lizer)
04.1885 Cheatin' Trouble BluesAlex Herschlag
04.1986 Went to a Garden PottyTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally (Story by Sally Bradford)
04.2087 He Shoots, They SnoreSally Bradford
04.2188 Wedding BallsLaura Kightlinger
04.2289 Fagel AttractionJenji Kohan
04.2390 Hocus FocusSally Bradford
04.2491 A Buncha White Chicks Sittin' Around Talkin'David Kohan & Max Mutchnick
04.2592 A.I.: Artificial InseminationPart 1: Adam Barr (Story by Kari Lizer); Part 2: Jeff Greenstein & Alex Herschlag (Story by Jhoni Marchinko)
05.0193 ...And the Horse He Rode In OnAdam Barr
05.0294 Bacon and EggsAlex Herschlag
05.0395 The Kid Stays Out of the PictureJhoni Marchinko
05.0496 Humongous GrowthKari Lizer
05.0597 It's the Gay Pumpkin, Charlie BrownGary Janetti
05.0698 Boardroom and a Parked PlaceGail Lerner
05.0799 The Needle and the Omelet's DoneTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
05.08100 Marry Me a LittleJeff Greenstein & Bill Wrubel
05.09101 Marry Me a Little MoreJeff Greenstein & Bill Wrubel
05.10102 The Honeymoon's OverSally Bradford
05.11103 All About Christmas EveAdam Barr
05.12104 Field of QueensKatie Palmer
05.13105 Fagmalion Part One: Gay It ForwardTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
05.14106 Fagmalion Part Two: Attack of the ClonesGary Janetti
05.15107 HomojoBill Wrubel
05.16108 Women and Children FirstLaura Kightlinger
05.17109 Fagmalion Part Three: Bye Bye BeardyAlex Herschlag
05.18110 Fagmalion Part Four: The Guy Who Loved MeGail Lerner
05.19111 Sex, Losers and VideotapeSteve Gabriel
05.20112 Leo UnwrappedSonja Warfield
05.21113 Dolls and DollsKari Lizer
05.22114 May Divorce Be With YouSally Bradford
05.23115 23Adam Barr, Sally Bradford, Jeff Greenstein, Alex Herschlag, Gary Janetti
05.24116 24Gail Lerner, Kari Lizer, Jhoni Marchinko, Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally, Bill Wrubel
06.01117 Dames at SeaAdam Barr
06.02118 Last Ex to BrooklynAlex Herschlag
06.03119 Home Court DisadvantageJhoni Marchinko
06.04120 Me and Mr. JonesGary Janetti
06.05121 A-Story, Bee-StoryGail Lerner
06.06122 Heart Like a WheelchairTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
06.07123 Nice In White SatinBill Wrubel
06.08124 Swimming from CambodiaSonja Warfield
06.09125 Strangers with CandiceSally Bradford
06.10126 FanilowKari Lizer
06.11127 The Accidental TsurisJeff Greenstein
06.12128 A Gay/December RomanceTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
06.13129 Ice Cream BallsLaura Kightlinger
06.14130 Looking for Mr. Good EnoughGary Janetti
06.15131 Flip-Flop: Part OneAdam Barr
06.16132 Flip-Flop: Part TwoAlex Herschlag
06.17133 East Side StoryGail Lerner
06.18134 Courting DisasterSally Bradford
06.19135 No Sex 'n' the CitySteve Gabriel
06.20136 Fred Astaire and Ginger ChickenAin Gordon
06.21137 I Never Cheered for my FatherAdam Barr
06.22138 SpeechlessSally Bradford
06.23139 I Do. Oh, No, You Di-in'tPart 1: Jeff Greenstein & Jhoni Marchinko; Part 2: Kari Lizer & Sonja Warfield
07.01140 FYI: I Hurt, TooAlex Herschlag & Dave Flebotte
07.02141 Back Up, DancerTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
07.03142 One Gay at a TimeSally Bradford
07.04143 CompanyBill Wrubel
07.05144 Key PartySonja Warfield
07.06145 The NewlydreadsKate Angelo
07.07146 Will & Grace & Vince & NadineGary Janetti
07.08147 Saving Grace, Again (Part 1)Greg Malins
07.09148 Saving Grace, Again (Part 2)Gail Lerner
07.10149 Queens for a DayKirk J. Rudell
07.11150 Christmas BreakBill Wrubel
07.12151 Board GamesSally Bradford
07.13152 PartnersAlex Herschlag
07.14153 Bully WoolleyGreg Malins
07.15154 Dance Cards and Greeting CardsGail Lerner
07.16155 The Birds and the BeesSteve Gabriel
07.17156 The Fabulous Baker BoyKate Angelo
07.18157 Sour BallsLaura Kightlinger
07.19158 The Blonde Leading the BlindSonja Warfield
07.20159 It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad WorldJordana Arkin
07.21160 From Queer to EternityBarry Langer
07.22161 Friends with BenefitsJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
07.23162 Kiss and TellGary Janetti
08.01163 Alive and SchtickingBill Wrubel
08.02164 I Second That EmotionGary Janetti
08.03165 The Old Man and the SeaGreg Malins
08.04166 Steams Like Old TimesGail Lerner
08.05167 The Hole TruthSally Bradford
08.06168 Love is in the AirplaneTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
08.07169 Birds of a Feather BoaAbraham Higginbotham
08.08170 Swish Out of WaterKirk J. Rudell
08.09171 A Little Christmas QueerJamie Rhonheimer
08.10172 Von TrappedGail Lerner
08.11173 Bathroom HumorGreg Malins
08.12174 Forbidden FruitJanis Hirsch
08.13175 Cop To ItSally Bradford
08.14176 I Love L. GaySteve Gabriel
08.15177 The Definition of MarriageAbraham Higginbotham
08.16178 Grace ExpectationsJanis Hirsch
08.17179 Cowboys and IraniansRobia Rashid
08.18180 Buy Buy BabyKirk J. Rudell
08.19181 Blanket ApologyJames Lecesne
08.20182 The Mourning SonJamie Rhonheimer
08.21183 Partners 'n CrimeJosh Silberman & Zack Slovinsky
08.22184 Whatever Happened to Baby Gin?Gary Janetti & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
08.23185 The FinaleDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
09.01187 11 Years LaterDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
09.02188 Who's Your DaddyTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
09.03189 Emergency ContactNina Pedrad
09.04190 Grandpa JackAlex Herschlag
09.05191 How To Succeed in Business Without Really CryingSuzanne Martin & John Quaintance
09.06192 Rosario's QuinceañeraTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally